zamii070:

hartbig-is-life:

oh my god how inappropriate. I need it.

zamii070:

hartbig-is-life:

oh my god how inappropriate. I need it.

(via fairywinkle-ice-magic-bitch)

lumos5001:

mymomfoundmy:

image

No, Because they are nobles in revolution-era France and will be guillotined. 

you must be fun at parties

(Source: lalunedejuin, via fairywinkle-ice-magic-bitch)

At what point do you take girls out of school altogether because boys can’t handle it?

My therapist: Look at nature. Look at flowers. We never walk into our garden and say "Oh wouldn't that flower be so much more pretty if it were taller? Or red instead of pink?" No, we don't. Because nature was created perfect just as it is. And so are we. We are part of nature, we are how we're meant to be, we are perfect just as we are.
jasperislington:

“CORGI DOWN! I REPEAT, CORGI DOWN!!

jasperislington:

CORGI DOWN! I REPEAT, CORGI DOWN!!

(via fairywinkle-ice-magic-bitch)

deanplease:

mothbug:

stayfrostystayfrosty:

mothbug:

primadonna girl 

✿ all i ever wanted was the world 

Is that bow taped onto that snake

I’m pretty sure that’s kind of a fuckin’ bad thing to do

u fuckin serious m8 it was literally a pencil eraser sized boop of double sided tape gently laid on her head so the bow would stay on 

i promise you my twelve foot long, 30-pound burmese python survived a boop of tape to the noggin

A BOOP OF TAPE TO THE NOGGIN

(via crimsonirises)

crunchbuttsteak:

have you ever known somebody so shitty they completely ruin that first name for you?

(via tdixxxxx)

ouyangdan:

leggywillow:

truezodiacfact:

Moth pit

My reaction to this gif went from stone-faced “this is dumb” to full-on snickering gleefully in about fifteen seconds.

you can’t just drop shit like this on my dash i hurt myself laughing

ouyangdan:

leggywillow:

truezodiacfact:

Moth pit

My reaction to this gif went from stone-faced “this is dumb” to full-on snickering gleefully in about fifteen seconds.

you can’t just drop shit like this on my dash i hurt myself laughing

(via crimsonirises)

fangirlarmoire:


justalostnostalgicgeek:

i was waiting for my snack wrap but everything changed when the fire nation attacked 

this looks like something out of a freaking sims game

fangirlarmoire:

justalostnostalgicgeek:

i was waiting for my snack wrap but everything changed when the fire nation attacked 

this looks like something out of a freaking sims game

(Source: 103312, via crimsonirises)

snazziest:

awwww-cute:

She looked perfectly into the camera

she looked perfectly into eternity u mean

snazziest:

awwww-cute:

She looked perfectly into the camera

she looked perfectly into eternity u mean

(via madnessisjustthebeginning)